Unlucky fried kitten

I have been, mainly, vegetarian since I was twelve. Chicken was the first thing to go, during a school trip to Italy. Then fish, pork, beef, I just didn't want to eat it anymore. It's never really been a moral thing. When I was travelling fish came back on the menu, but I haven't eaten meat in 22 years. So having a craving for KFC has come of somewhat of a surprise. I haven't given in yet. It's not even just when I see the adverts, it's all the time and especially in the evenings. But not just any chicken, not the chicken panini at work, they are just as ick as ever, no, it's just KFC. Why does the baby want KFC?! He doesn't get it from me...